My childhood friend is currently a NEET.
Even when he changes jobs, he quits immediately and can't keep any work...
His mother, unable to watch anymore, asked me to go and give him a wake-up call.
"I heard you quit your job again."
"What are you doing?"
"Shut up, I'm busy with a game right now."
"You're making your mom worry, get your act together."
"You're the one who should be out on a date with a boyfriend instead of being here."
"Ah, I bet you don't even have a boyfriend, and haven't for years."
"That's not true! I'm just busy with work, so I happen to not have one right now."
"Suspicious... you have no sex appeal at all, I bet men in the world don't even see you as a woman."
"Have you already withered away as a woman? lol"
"Well, how rude. If I actually tried, I could get a boyfriend in no time."
"In fact, even you would fall for me."
"That's absolutely impossible. No way. My cock won't react even 1mm."
"You said it! Then, if you get an erection, you have to honestly and properly return to society."
"Fine, easy. I'm confident I won't get hard at all."
"Then it's a serious match."
"I'll definitely make you get hard."
Momo stepped outside the room.
...Wait, did I just say something crazy in the heat of the moment?
...What should I do... but I'm frustrated... and I want him to work...
And so, the "Poko-Tate" erection battle began, with his return to society and my pride on the line.
