The world is full of desire, and that's what keeps the economy moving... Men want women, women want men, and everyone seeks to satisfy their unfulfilled lusts in exchange for something... I know there's no such thing as a perfect human, and everyone has secrets they can't tell anyone... Men make excuses, women pull the "it's your fault" move, always blaming someone else instead of themselves... The moment they realize they can't win with logic, they start making emotional outbursts... "It's okay for me, but not for you," meaning as long as they're happy, that's all that matters... There are so many trashy people like that, which is why my business is booming! These pathetic scumbags, with their faces practically melting and their balls hanging low from my sex appeal and seduction, trying to act cool—they're painful to look at, but they're my precious customers, so I make sure to trap them properly. The panicked look on their faces after the reveal is such a pleasure, I can't stop. I love hearing the excuses that fly out faster than cum, so tonight, I'll make sure to break them up with their partners.